1 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,508 Original DE PEACOCK 2 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,788 -Oh! I can't believe my kids 3 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:41,041 They've already finished high school! 4 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:45,211 -Yes, and without opening a single book or making any effort. 5 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,422 -I don't even know where Europe is on the map. 6 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,215 Is that what a glove looks like? 7 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,052 -I studied French for two years and I only know five words. 8 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,888 Baguettes. I've seen it before. 9 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,890 Gerard... Depardieu. 10 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,851 Guys, the world is in your hands now. 11 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,311 -No, it's not. 12 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,147 From now on, the fun's over, okay? 13 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,233 Johnny, you're an adult now. You have to be responsible. 14 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,527 -Don't worry, dad. You have my word. 15 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:12,447 I intend to tame maturity like a hurricane! 16 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,950 -And I have to release one. What a long ceremony! 17 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,286 -Good heavens! We don't need to hear it! 18 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:19,996 Good luck up there, Matty! 19 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,999 -By the way, Johnny, did you poop today? 20 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:26,211 -Mom, I'm an adult now. 21 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,088 Tell him to defecate. 22 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,924 -Oh, dear, you're right. 23 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,300 You are right! 24 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:36,471 Oh! Time flies! 25 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,182 Narrator: Four months later. 26 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:42,060 -You said, "Someone's smoking it." 27 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,979 No, I thought it was the smell. 28 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,564 It was just an observation. 29 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,274 - An observation, huh? 30 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,402 Who are you, old man? Isaac Newton? 31 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,153 -It's hard to believe that guy 32 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,864 Write a comment about Isaac Newton. 33 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:57,117 -Yes, it seemed like he felt it like... 34 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,702 “I hope something happens today.” 35 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,121 where I can mention my idol in science." 36 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,831 Look! They're about to fight! 37 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,958 -Why don't you see how your teeth are falling out, huh? 38 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,919 -Why do they take off their shirts when they're about to argue? 39 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:10,338 -To distract with nipples. -Really? 40 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,257 -Of course, they can't do anything about it. 41 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,968 -And while you distract them, you hit them in the face. 42 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,970 -Wow! -Ask Evander Holyfield. 43 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,431 “Hey, my fists are up.” "Exactly." 44 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,933 If Kennedy had been in the car shirtless, 45 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,351 He would still be alive. 46 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,020 Susan: Guys, dinner is ready. 47 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,688 -This story will continue. 48 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,231 -Very good. 49 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,442 -By the way, there's a surprise in the salad. 50 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,360 Dried tomatoes. 51 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:36,364 I got lost in the warehouse and ended up in the international products department. 52 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,284 -What a fancy way of saying elderly. 53 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,744 It's a scam. 54 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,163 -An Italian scam. Wait, no, no... 55 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:46,207 -Keep them and give them as gifts to children with mustaches on Halloween. 56 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,710 -Goodness, you're a textbook racist. 57 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,337 It's like living with Mark Furman. 58 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,047 -Oh, here we go again. 59 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,715 -What? Can't you accept? 60 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,467 What is a corrupt, a fraudulent...? 61 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,093 OJ is guilty! 62 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:58,595 If the police fabricated evidence 63 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,389 It was to make up for the fact that OJ had eradicated them! 64 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,891 -It doesn't make sense. 65 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,642 -John, how did the interview go? 66 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,061 -That? 67 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,729 -In my friend Tommy's workshop. 68 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,065 Hey, it wasn't easy for you to get in. 69 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,608 Luckily there was a vacancy. 70 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,610 because Bob Donahue was hit by a truck. 71 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,488 -Of course, the interview. Ah... That was amazing. 72 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:20,492 I looked at him confidently and shook his hand firmly. 73 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,121 -Tommy doesn't have a hand. -Oh. 74 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,290 Lost it on a balance machine a year ago. 75 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:30,126 -It seems like a pretty dangerous place. 76 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,753 -I squeezed his stump. 77 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,422 -He doesn't have one either. He lost everything, even his shoulder. 78 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:35,590 -I squeezed his shoulder. 79 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,217 -It's a head on a torso. 80 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,968 -And how are you doing with mechanics? 81 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,720 -Let me explain... -You didn't go, did you? 82 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,138 -No, but... 83 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,140 -Damn it! I can't believe it! 84 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,518 -If he takes off his shirt, don't look at his nipples. 85 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:49,562 -Look, the truth is... -No, I'm tired of your excuses. 86 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:52,357 You didn't get into university, so you don't have a job. 87 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,693 You've spent all your time warming up on the couch since June. 88 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,820 -Matty, it's just a little late bloomer. 89 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,364 "It's a boy, Susan. It's not a damn garden." 90 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:02,075 -But today it is spring even in the driest courtyards. 91 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,076 -Enough said! 92 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,661 You know what? 93 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,538 I'll throw them both out of this damn house. 94 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,164 -Matty! -Enough with the easy life! 95 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,290 -¡Matty, no! 96 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,583 -No, it's for his own good, Susan. 97 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,460 My son will not finish 98 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,295 like a social welfare queen. 99 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,588 -Oh, come on! More racism! 100 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,173 -And what was racist about all this? 101 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,342 -The story of the "welfare queen". -So what? 102 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,344 -This is a racist stereotype about blacks. 103 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,138 -I never said she was black! 104 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,764 -Ah, so she's a woman. 105 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,308 -A man doesn't have children just to get rich. 106 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,227 And don't change the subject, dammit. 107 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,688 I'm tired of coming home every day 108 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,606 and see it full of freeloaders who... 109 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,692 Good heavens! 110 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:36,693 -¿Matty? 111 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,153 -Dad, are you okay? 112 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,780 It's damn indigestion. 113 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:43,867 It's like Don Francisco is sitting on my chest. 114 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,827 -Darling, do you want an antacid? 115 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,496 -Oh, damn. 116 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,668 Narrator: Massachusetts General Hospital. 117 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:59,090 -Doctor, will you be okay? 118 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:00,467 -It's stable, 119 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,218 but his arteries are blocked. 120 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,179 You may experience another cardiac event. 121 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,556 - Woe, woe, woe. Experience, doctor. 122 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,266 What would it be like if it were a plumbing system? 123 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,393 Is it the sink that is clogged or is it the main pipe that is clogged? 124 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,687 Is there a brown tsunami coming out of the shower? 125 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:16,149 -I think it's more like the second one. 126 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,734 I need your consent 127 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,819 to insert a stent into each blocked artery. 128 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,529 -And who will do it? 129 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,823 -I will carry out the procedure. 130 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:28,078 -Oh, really? And him? 131 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,413 -He's a nurse. -A boy? 132 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:32,207 -Yes. 133 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,250 -What the hell is going on? They already gave me anesthesia. 134 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,378 Stop being stupid and let me save you. 135 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:40,006 Okay, okay. 136 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,720 -I apologize. 137 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,806 -I'm a doctor from Massachusetts. 138 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,725 If I didn't save racist lives, I wouldn't do anything. 139 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:54,229 -Susan, I'm scared. 140 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,148 -Everything will be fine, darling. 141 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,441 I love you so much. 142 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,068 -Me too. 143 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,406 -Son? -Yes, dad? 144 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,075 -I know... I don't usually say this, but... 145 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,413 Cut your damn hair. 146 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:13,748 -I know, dad. 147 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,002 -Hey, Johnny, look! 148 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,753 I'm the one in the wheelchair at prom! 149 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,506 who's having a lot of fun too! 150 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,602 Narrator: Breast exam. 151 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,566 -Um... Did you get a brochure? 152 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:42,193 About breast self-examination, Johnny? 153 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,821 -When I get home. -I'm curious. 154 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,282 In fantasy, find a lump? 155 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,743 -Yes, in my pants. 156 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:53,038 -It may not be your best work, but you are under a lot of stress. 157 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,666 There isn't even a photo. 158 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,793 Are you going to masturbate while looking at a drawing? 159 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:03,006 -Doctor, how are you? Will he be okay? 160 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,300 -The vending machine stole a coin from me. 161 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,885 Is there a specific form? 162 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,678 -The procedure was successful, Mrs. Bennett. 163 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:11,681 -Oh, thank God! What a relief! 164 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,350 -So Matty will be okay? 165 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,018 -Well, he's not out of danger yet. 166 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,979 His condition will be delicate in the coming weeks. 167 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,439 -What do you mean? 168 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,274 -You have to stay calm. 169 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,944 If you get very agitated or angry, you may have another heart attack. 170 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,654 And this would be fatal. 171 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,240 -Now we say goodbye. 172 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,709 -The best part of The Grind is the twerking. 173 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,961 -How lucky that dancing at this time of year consists of 174 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,880 where the girls rub their butts against each other 175 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,840 against the front of the trousers. 176 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,593 -The patient rests comfortably. 177 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,346 -Doesn't it bother you to eat egg whites now? 178 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,015 -I painted them with yellow dye. 179 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,059 I'll wear a red one for dinner. 180 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,561 so that the ground turkey meat resembles ground meat. 181 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:02,691 This must be what it feels like to be a spy. 182 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,236 Oh, Johnny, please change the channel. 183 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,863 I don't want your father to hear something like that. 184 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,824 He calls it music for lazy people. 185 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:13,660 -Fascinating. 186 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,954 Mr. Simpson, can you look at the jury? 187 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:19,249 -Oh my God! Now they will announce the verdict! 188 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,002 We, the jury, declare that the defendant, 189 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,921 Orenthal James Simpson not guilty of murder... 190 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,007 -Oh no! He got away with it! 191 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,509 -And so a year and a half of our life goes away. 192 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:32,679 -Oh! This is really, really serious! 193 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,640 -Well, this will be a lesson for the LAPD. 194 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,727 -Matty always talks about how guilty OJ is 195 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:42,981 If he finds out, he'll be so angry he'll kill him! 196 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:46,568 -And she would be OJ Simpson's third victim. 197 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:56,453 -Matty is about to wake up. How do we tell them about OJ? 198 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,456 Let's tell him that Johnny is gay. When he finds out it's not, 199 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,791 He'll be so relieved he won't even care about OJ anymore. 200 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:02,959 -This is very stupid. 201 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,669 -We have to try it! 202 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:08,048 To get angry we need roller skates, leggings and ice cream. 203 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,174 -What the hell's purpose? 204 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,134 -Ice cream makes you want to eat it, 205 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:14,054 But to be able to pull pranks you need to stay in shape. 206 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,847 -What if we didn't tell him anything? 207 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:16,931 -That? 208 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,767 -He is on forced bed rest. He will never know. 209 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,769 -Yes, he will know. There's a TV upstairs. 210 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,437 -Es Zenith. 211 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,147 -We cut the cable and tell him there's a fault. 212 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,024 -What? Forever? -Not forever. 213 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,942 Only until the situation improves. 214 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,153 -It might work. -Are you serious? 215 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,740 -Blaire, you heard the doctor. If he gets angry, he will die. 216 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:37,535 -Oh, I can't lose my Matty. What would I do without him? 217 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,620 -Prosper? 218 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,456 -I think it's my fault. 219 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,750 He wouldn't have gotten angry and wouldn't have had that heart attack. 220 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,086 if I weren't a slacker 221 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,879 Blaire, we have to do this. 222 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,799 WELL. 223 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,676 -It's not all your fault, Johnny. 224 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,470 I saw that man eating butter with ice cream. 225 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,890 He thinks they are shortbread biscuits. 226 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,124 -For the love of hell! 227 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,710 Susan! 228 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,795 -Matty, what's wrong? 229 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,006 There's something wrong with the TV. I can't see anything. 230 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,591 -Oh, yes. He called the cable company. 231 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,051 There will be no signal for a week. 232 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,594 -What if I read a book? 233 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,762 -I'm not a woman. 234 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:38,805 -Ah... 235 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,265 -Male nurses, 236 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,183 Men Who Read Books, Janet Reno! 237 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,935 What the hell is going on in the world? 238 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,562 -Matty, don't get angry. 239 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,981 The doctor said not to fret. 240 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,566 -I want to watch the news! 241 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:52,152 The verdict on OJ should have been rendered already. 242 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,070 You know what? I'll call Trammel's. 243 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,655 Maybe someone knows something about it. 244 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:56,948 -He's guilty! 245 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,116 -That? 246 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,951 Yes, dad. 247 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,245 He was convicted, as expected. There's no need to get angry. 248 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,622 -Why the hell didn't you tell me? 249 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:09,294 -I was going to tell you when you filled the duck. 250 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,712 As a reward! 251 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,506 OH! 252 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,425 Oh wow! 253 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:19,804 Oh, I wish I could have seen OJ's face after the verdict! 254 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,306 ¿Ves, Blaire? 255 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,932 Even your black jury agrees with me. 256 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,601 about the tests. 257 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,686 Ah! You must feel really stupid right now. 258 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,981 -Oh, I... I feel terrible. 259 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:33,109 -Good heavens. I can't wait to read tomorrow's paper. 260 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,235 -That? 261 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,862 -Yes, bring it to me tomorrow morning as soon as I wake up. 262 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,114 -You know what? They might not even cover it. 263 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,449 -Of course they will cover it! 264 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,242 It's the biggest news of the year. 265 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,994 -Yes, there is no way around it. 266 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,789 In the meantime, I will listen to the news on the radio. 267 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:46,831 -Ah! 268 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,584 UPS! 269 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,295 -Oh, what a mess! 270 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,965 It's as if... I had her with me... 271 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,093 across all fingers. 272 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,012 For now. Right? 273 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:04,015 Wash your fingers! All right? 274 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,934 Go wash them. 275 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,857 Well, we're back in that stupid school. 276 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,359 It's a curse. 277 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,277 -I can't believe how easily we got in here. 278 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,113 -Yes. Maybe it will be easy to get in. 279 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,240 plant explosives and kill everyone. 280 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,075 -Damn it, Teddy! 281 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,828 -What? I'm saying it's a flaw. I'm pointing it out, I support you. 282 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,579 -What the hell are you...? 283 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,581 -Come on, Johnny! You know I'm a good guy! 284 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,958 You've seen my poster! 285 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,049 -Oh, great. Here they have everything. 286 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,884 Do you think it will end well? 287 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,929 -Certain. Creating a fake diary shouldn't be too difficult. 288 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,348 All it takes is a big headline that says: "OJ Guilty" 289 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,308 and nonsense about whether justice has been done. 290 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,936 -Johnny, a journal is much more than just an article. 291 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,604 There are sports sections, 292 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:54,024 Reviews of food, comics and games. 293 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,109 Like the one about the words that aren't funny 294 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,736 And it's harder than you think. 295 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,196 -Damn, it's true. There's a lot to do. 296 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,615 -Exact. We have a long night ahead of us. 297 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,325 Write me 500 words about the Great Tunnel. 298 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,369 And where's the girl with the egg sandwich? 299 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:10,707 In the blink of an eye, boss! 300 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,500 All right, let's prevent my father from dying. 301 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,760 Hi dad. How are you? 302 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:22,969 -Very rotten. 303 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,679 -Okay, Matty, cheer up! 304 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,599 Because here is today's newspaper. 305 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,100 He's a little skinny. 306 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,894 -Oh, ah… 307 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,730 The newspaper staff perhaps concentrated on the main points 308 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,732 and they no longer had time to do anything else. 309 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,817 -Or maybe someone started loitering, 310 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,779 He accidentally unplugged his computer and lost hours of work. 311 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,906 -Maybe that person needed to vent 312 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,741 because his publisher put too much pressure on him. 313 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,786 -Maybe the manager is annoyed by having hired the owner's nephew. 314 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,288 -Maybe that writer hasn't seen his son for weeks! 315 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,332 Because the editor is a real tyrant! 316 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:55,001 Maybe this city is full of promising young people 317 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:58,129 I'm perfectly happy to sit back and even suck a cock or two! 318 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,757 Look at this! 319 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,261 "Simpson was found guilty of the murder of a blonde woman 320 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,764 Now he is a person like many others, because he did it. 321 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,683 and anyone who doubts it is an idiot." 322 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,267 Just like I said! 323 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,144 -As if you had dictated it to him. 324 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,230 Let's see what else happens! 325 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:21,277 "Yankees cry over Red Sox win." 326 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:24,030 “UN Declares US Victory in Vietnam.” 327 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,157 Finally, some good news! 328 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,659 And look at that! 329 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,828 "Jane Fonda Admits: I'm a Mess!" 330 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,831 -If you want to have a laugh, watch the comic. 331 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,332 -A comic strip? 332 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,712 The Galumfis? What are they? 333 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,256 -Ah, they're new, but I've heard good things about them. 334 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,759 Apparently, the story is about a family called the Galumphs. 335 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,302 who get into all sorts of trouble, 336 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,929 But they still love each other. 337 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,305 -It's not drawn well. 338 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,808 -Its roughness is its charm. This is its strong point. 339 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,354 He took a beach chair to the registry office! 340 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,274 He knows what it's like to stay there all day! 341 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,525 - A Galumph classic. 342 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,110 We'll leave you alone to read. 343 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,195 regarding Clinton's hemorrhoids. 344 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,157 -Hey, don't forget to bring me tomorrow's newspaper. 345 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,742 -Tomorrow? 346 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,994 -Yes. I'm sure there will be some sections. 347 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,872 I want to know what these Galumphs are up to. 348 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:14,998 -Yes, me too. 349 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,917 -We need help. 350 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,091 -Very good. Here is the headline of tomorrow's newspaper. 351 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,843 -Forty minutes in the bathroom 352 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,554 It's the equivalent of running three kilometers. It's fantastic. 353 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,222 How is the economic sector doing? 354 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,433 -I wrote an article about the wage gap 355 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,893 based on gender. 356 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,895 -Are you crazy? I can't print it. 357 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,188 Everything is true. 358 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,856 We earn 72 cents on every dollar. 359 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,525 -I don't care. We want to keep Matty alive. 360 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,986 -So, are we going to create a bubble? 361 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,863 where the only thing you'll hear is the news 362 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,907 that will reinforce their crazy beliefs? 363 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:49,991 -That's how things are. 364 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,576 -Give me something I can use, like: 365 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,245 “Studies show that women are worse drivers.” 366 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:57,248 Or “Leaving a tip with change is more than enough.” 367 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,000 -Why don't you do it? 368 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,919 -No, I'm working on an important article. 369 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,046 "There's no reason to turn up the heat." 370 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,048 -And I still have to decide what the Galumfs will do. 371 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,383 Alright, how about this? 372 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,093 Gary Galumph tells her to su esposa 373 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,928 who dresses elegantly for a refined dinner 374 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,931 and then takes her to the supermarket to get some free samples. 375 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,266 -I smile, but it's not funny. 376 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,394 -Okay. And this? 377 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,104 Gary on a treadmill 378 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,523 And then we find out he's on roller skates. 379 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,401 -Yesterday they did something similar to El Mago Fedor. 380 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,111 -Okay. Ah... 381 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,239 Gladys becomes a health inspector 382 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,200 and finds a cockroach in a restaurant kitchen, 383 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,411 And before closing the shop, the cockroach says: 384 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,079 "Excuse me, ma'am. I'm the owner." 385 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,789 -Yes, yes, yes. 386 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,166 Draw, draw, draw! Damnation! Now! 387 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,255 Narrator: The Boston hot air balloon. 388 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:48,008 Africa to the world: hunger is our problem. 389 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,969 -Wow! Someone feels better! 390 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,512 Hey, listen to this. 391 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,597 "Hillary Clinton seen at the urinal." 392 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,099 I knew it, dammit! 393 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,809 -Hey dad, have you read today's Galumph strips? 394 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,603 -Ah! The best so far! You know what? 395 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,273 Every time a dog wears sunglasses... 396 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,816 You've caught my attention! 397 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,027 -I don't remember ever seeing you smile 398 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,987 I have never laughed so much in my life! 399 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,197 -Well, the world finally makes sense, Susan. 400 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,615 OJ got what he deserved. 401 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,909 The Red Sox are on a winning streak. 402 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:18,038 The only problem is that the cable doesn't work. 403 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:21,041 Damn! I call them and ask what's taking them so long! 404 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,544 John: Wait! No, actually you don't have to because... 405 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,296 They will arrive tomorrow. 406 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,423 -At the end! 407 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:33,011 -John, if we fix the cable, he will find out everything about OJ 408 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,679 -What if we made a news program? 409 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,097 -OH? 410 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,307 -There are video equipment in the school. 411 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,267 We just need one more actor. 412 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,187 I'm afraid there is one. 413 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:45,607 -Happens. 414 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,444 What do they want? 415 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,946 -Maybe you've never heard it before. 416 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,698 We would like to hire you again. 417 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,995 -I would really like to help, 418 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,663 But I have a policy against sequels. 419 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,999 -Oh, really? -Yes, exactly. 420 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,168 I hate seeing actors like Harrison Ford, Pacino, 421 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,088 Talented people wasting it for money. 422 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,340 -This is not a sequel. -Yes, it's not. 423 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:13,385 He's a... news anchor. 424 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,220 -I'm listening. 425 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,806 -That's right. -Yes, that's right. This is the role. 426 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,394 -Oh, so the character can have a child 427 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,062 in hospital? 428 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,690 -Ah... Yes, of course. -I suppose. 429 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,025 That's why he appreciates his work so much. 430 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,860 Watching the news is the only way 431 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,530 in which the bedridden child connects with the outside world, 432 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,366 with his father's face like a beacon in the darkness. 433 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,326 -There is no need to... 434 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,412 -You know what? I could play the son in a time jump. 435 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,456 -Yes, it's not a movie. -And we should go even further. 436 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:47,252 This speaker is addressing the topic of his own sexuality. 437 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,046 That's why he can't share anything authentic with his son. 438 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,339 -And it might be too late. 439 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,425 -Exact. Because of cancer. 440 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:56,553 Damn, that's how you win an Oscar. 441 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,014 -Bingo. -Hey, hey. What the hell are you doing? 442 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,057 -What? -Don't encourage him! 443 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:05,228 -And sex must be confusing. I mean, it's a Rubicon for him. 444 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,313 The sex scenes should raise questions 445 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,440 without giving answers. 446 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,858 -This is... 447 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,401 -I am willing to have sex in front of the camera. 448 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,570 -We need you to play another role as well. 449 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:17,365 -Dual role. Wow, I really like it. What is he talking about? 450 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,410 -He is a cable technician who will take care of the cable repair. 451 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,746 -Could you suggest something? 452 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:23,663 -Obviously. 453 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,290 -Ready? -Yes. 454 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,042 -He's retarded. -No. 455 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,209 -Oh, yes. -No. 456 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,211 -Delayed. A very serious delay. 457 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,629 -This doesn't help at all. 458 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,382 Remember to insert the cassette into the VCR. 459 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,800 and make sure to repair the cable. 460 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,677 -As you wish, boss! 461 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,347 I have a Spanish Pirao who will accompany me here! 462 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:43,558 -Ninth! We've already talked about it! Get in the damn house! 463 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,563 And without limping! 464 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,107 -Hi, dad. 465 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,234 Look who we met on the stairs. 466 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,070 It's the one with the cable. 467 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,239 -Damn! It's about time! Can you fix it? 468 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,741 -Yes, dad. Of course I can. 469 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,701 -Ninth! Get to work! 470 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,164 -Is there any good news today? 471 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:09,459 "Kangaroos are fake." - I told you. 472 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,336 -What? I'm not. 473 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:14,798 Olivia Newton-John admitted it! Be well informed, Blaire! 474 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,342 Damnation! 475 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,345 The world is finally getting better and I'm stuck here! 476 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,888 I should go for a walk. 477 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,556 John: No, no! Ted: You're better off here. 478 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,600 -Okay. I finished. 479 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,310 -Wow! It was very fast! 480 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,522 -I think... I'll turn on the TV. 481 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:33,733 Narrator: News 6. 482 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,360 - Good night. 483 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,363 My name is Chad Farnsworth and this is his world. 484 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,865 -Who the hell is he? I've never seen it before. 485 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,534 -Interesting light. 486 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:43,993 - And the news of the day. 487 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,246 OJ Simpson remains behind bars 488 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,789 and, so it is said, 489 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,874 He cries before falling asleep every night. 490 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,875 -Obviously! 491 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,335 - When asked 492 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,379 If reopening Alcatraz is a bit extreme, 493 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:57,215 The governor of California said: "This monster must not be stopped." 494 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,050 -Amen! 495 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,428 -And now, let's talk to our meteorologist, 496 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,263 Haley Snowden. 497 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,682 Haley, what's the weather forecast for the weekend? 498 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,268 Not so good, Chad. 499 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,853 Unless you're a duck. 500 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:13,273 This was beautiful, Haley! 501 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,650 We went to bed. 502 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,820 I can't stop listening to it. Not even at work. 503 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,781 Oh, yes. 504 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,825 My God! 505 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,453 I haven't felt this way since my wife died! 506 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:27,662 ¡Mm! Oh! 507 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,622 -Okay, that's enough. 508 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,377 -We're in trouble! 509 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,546 Dad will expect another news report tomorrow. 510 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,631 -This is our life now, Johnny. 511 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,717 At the helm of a newspaper and an information program. 512 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:43,595 We are a two-person media empire. 513 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,847 By the way, I fired Blaire. He sued us. 514 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,557 -Have they seen Matty? 515 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:50,393 He's not in the room and I can't find him! 516 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,644 -NO. 517 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,900 -It is not found in the garage or in the cellar. 518 00:21:57,025 --> 00:22:00,153 -He is not under his protection. But the car is still here. 519 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,238 -He should have gone for a walk! 520 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,907 -Damn! It's out there! 521 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,701 He'll find out the truth and he'll have another heart attack! 522 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:12,415 -Hey, how about fake kangaroos? 523 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,541 -That? 524 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:27,889 Narrator: The Boston balloon: Simpson enjoys his freedom. 525 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,183 -Excuse me, sir. -Yes? 526 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:33,019 -We are creating a report for the Canale 6 news. 527 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,646 Could you give us your opinion? 528 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,314 -Always. 529 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,775 -What is your opinion on the OJ Simpson case verdict? 530 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,695 -I love it! It fills me with national pride! 531 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,780 -Really? -Absolutely. 532 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:46,658 I would have done the same if I had been on that jury. 533 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,828 -They claim the verdict was racially motivated. 534 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,663 -Nonsense! 535 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:54,582 As far as I'm concerned, OJ got what he deserved. 536 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,501 -All right. Thanks for your time. 537 00:22:56,626 --> 00:23:00,714 -Hey, did you know that the meteorologist eats the presenter? 538 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,592 Narrator: Trammel's Bar. 539 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,347 -¡Hola, Matty! 540 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,016 I haven't seen you for days! What were you doing? 541 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,684 -I had a heart attack. 542 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,020 Yes, they put a stent in my artery. 543 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:17,063 -Oh, really? I have one too. 544 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:20,108 -I'm already full of stents. Did they give you last rites? 545 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:22,819 -No. -Ah, then don't bore me. 546 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:25,989 -Hey, what do you think of the OJ verdict, huh? 547 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,700 -Oh, don't remind me. I'm still angry about that. 548 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,952 -Why? Until they succeed. 549 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,621 -Are you kidding? It was all rigged! 550 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:35,874 -Well, maybe a little, but... 551 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:38,126 Sometimes justice needs a push. 552 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,919 so that everything goes well. 553 00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,589 -Justice? You have no idea what you're talking about! 554 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,215 -What do you mean "no"? 555 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:45,925 -Hey, hey! I have other customers here! 556 00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:47,719 -Yes you are right. 557 00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:49,179 We shouldn't argue. 558 00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:52,182 We already sound like Gary and Gladys Galumph. 559 00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:53,600 -Who is? 560 00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:55,185 -Taken from the comic. 561 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:58,480 "I don't know her." "I'm in the paper!" 562 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,482 -The stent has already moved into the brain. 563 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,109 -The... The damned Galumfs! Good God! 564 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:05,612 You know it! "Oh, Gladys! My back hurts!" 565 00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,072 ¡Los Galumph! 566 00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:08,698 -I don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about! 567 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,700 -They're making a movie about them with Rosie O'Donnell! 568 00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:12,577 -Matty! Thank God you're here! 569 00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,579 -Dad, we were looking for you. 570 00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:16,873 -Darling, you have to go back. You need to rest. 571 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:18,541 -I don't want it. I just received it. 572 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,960 "You have to take him away, Susan. He's just talking nonsense." 573 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:22,754 -What, I...? -Come on. 574 00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:24,839 -He's the one who's wrong. He doesn't know the Galumphs! 575 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,716 "There are no Galumfs, you idiot!" 576 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:28,927 -You'll never know! You can't read, idiot! 577 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:31,721 -I read Garfield as a decent person, idiot! 578 00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,223 -To hell with Garfield and you too! 579 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,225 -They should have had an abortion, idiot! 580 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,686 -Take your garbage somewhere else, you damn drunkard! 581 00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:39,354 -Take him away from here! 582 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:42,524 I'm glad you feel better. 583 00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:50,365 -He fell asleep. 584 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,283 -We came very close. 585 00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:55,787 -Guys, this is crazy. We have to tell her the truth. 586 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:57,288 -It could go wrong. 587 00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:59,207 Plus, I've already started work on Galumph for tomorrow. 588 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:02,127 Gary dresses up as himself for Halloween due to inflation. 589 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:03,628 -YES! 590 00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,964 -Maybe we should wait a little longer. 591 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,757 Until he has fully recovered. 592 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,843 -No! This is madness! 593 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:11,678 He walked all the way to Trammel's! 594 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:14,305 He's training more than he has in years! It's fantastic! 595 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:16,641 He almost got into a fight over that damn Garfield 596 00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,101 and survived. 597 00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:20,186 -But he is so happy with his new life. 598 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:22,022 Please, Blaire. 599 00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:25,233 We just have to lie to him forever and we will be happy. 600 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,242 Matty: Hello? 601 00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:39,122 Should I meet someone here? 602 00:25:39,247 --> 00:25:40,957 HI? 603 00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:44,627 -I have some information that might interest you. 604 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:46,254 -Blair? 605 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,840 -Yes. -What the hell are we doing here? 606 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:50,258 -Do they know you left? 607 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,052 -No, I went out of the bathroom window, 608 00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:53,219 as the note said. 609 00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:54,679 What the hell is going on? 610 00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:57,057 -The rest of the family doesn't want you to see this. 611 00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:59,559 But I can't live with this lie. 612 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:02,854 Narrator: The Boston Globe: OJ is innocent. 613 00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:05,940 What is this? - A joke diary? 614 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:09,944 -No, Matty. This is the real diary. 615 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:11,529 OJ is a free man. 616 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,241 -What? -Read the rest. 617 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:21,915 -Says here that Cleveland swept Boston in the playoffs! 618 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,334 -Obviously they lost. It's the Red Sox. 619 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,586 -I'm just kidding, dammit. -Look at the comics. 620 00:26:30,173 --> 00:26:31,758 -Los Galumph? 621 00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:33,134 And what about those damn Galumfs? 622 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:36,221 -There are no Galumfs, Matty. 623 00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:37,889 -But... 624 00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:40,475 But Hillary Clinton... Her penis was real, right? 625 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,437 No. - She has a vagina. 626 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:47,732 Ah... What...? 627 00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:48,692 That...? 628 00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:52,779 Oh, God! 629 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,039 -Hey, look! It's the journalist! 630 00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:06,084 Hey! Thanks for standing up for OJ! 631 00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:07,585 -That? 632 00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:10,213 -You're the blackest white man in Boston! 633 00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:13,967 OH? 634 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:24,894 -Oh, God. I... I'll call an ambulance. 635 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:27,230 NO. 636 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:29,733 Let me die. 637 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:32,152 Narrator: Massachusetts General Hospital. 638 00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:39,284 -¡Oh, Matty! 639 00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:42,203 Thank God you're okay! I was terrified! 640 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,747 -I am fine. 641 00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:45,707 In fact, I've already gotten used to these heart attacks. 642 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:47,208 The next one will be a walk in the park. 643 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:49,919 -You can't have any more heart attacks. 644 00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:53,923 We will have a long life together. 645 00:27:54,049 --> 00:27:55,300 I love you, Matty Bennet. 646 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:57,218 -And I love you, Susan. 647 00:27:57,344 --> 00:27:58,762 -I'm sorry, Uncle Matty. 648 00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:02,098 I thought telling you the truth was the right thing to do. 649 00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:05,894 I didn't realize you were... so clingy. 650 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:07,812 Anyway. Yes, I... I'm sorry. 651 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,189 -No. It's my fault. 652 00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:11,983 It all started because I'm a slacker. 653 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:15,236 And then I ruined everything even more by cheating on you. 654 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:17,280 I don't blame you if you're upset. 655 00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:21,284 -Are you kidding? I'm not angry. I'm impressed. 656 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,160 -That? 657 00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:23,995 -Yes! 658 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,831 You kept a complete diary every day for a week! 659 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:28,583 Good heavens! 660 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,543 It was the best thing I've read about sports in years! 661 00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:32,253 And the news! 662 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:35,048 Johnny, you created a whole world. 663 00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:36,591 A place I would like to live! 664 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,885 Where the Red Sox don't suck. 665 00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:41,012 Where Madonna died. 666 00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:43,848 And where a white man might have a chance 667 00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:44,891 in this country. 668 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:46,226 -I would give myself some morphine. 669 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:48,228 -Certain. I'm joining. 670 00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:51,106 -Yes, it was a lie. 671 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:53,900 But it gave me something to believe in. 672 00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:55,985 And if you can handle all this... 673 00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:58,988 I know you can do anything you set your mind to. 674 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:00,824 -Well, we did it together. 675 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:02,283 -Don't you think I'm a mess? 676 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:05,203 -You have potential, Johnny. 677 00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:06,496 I'm proud. 678 00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,374 -Thank you, dad. 679 00:29:20,343 --> 00:29:21,928 Oh, old man! 680 00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:24,305 I'm starting to realize that high school is over. 681 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:26,182 -Yes, there's no denying it. 682 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,143 You and I are now adult members 683 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:29,894 and those who are responsible for society. 684 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,312 Pass me the bong. 685 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,481 -Soon we will have to go live on our own. 686 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:37,068 Do you think mom will keep coming to wash our clothes and clean? 687 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:38,903 -This will never happen. 688 00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:40,613 -You're right, Johnny. 689 00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:42,907 We are adults now. We'll take Susan's clothes. 690 00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:45,994 -I say we will become industrial magnates. 691 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,996 With a headquarters in the World Trade Center. 692 00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:49,998 -Two offices! One in each tower! 693 00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:51,416 -And another at the Pentagon 694 00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:53,376 for those big government contracts. 695 00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,420 -And a summer house for holidays. 696 00:29:55,545 --> 00:29:57,589 They say there is fertile land in Pennsylvania. 697 00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:59,007 Nothing will stop us! 698 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:00,383 -I think it would be better 699 00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:02,510 Lower your expectations a bit. 700 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:05,013 -Oh, absolutely not. You heard my father. 701 00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:06,890 I can do anything I set my mind to. 702 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,933 I can go to college and invent something. 703 00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:10,310 The sky is the limit! 704 00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:12,937 -Okay. What do you intend to do? 705 00:30:23,365 --> 00:30:25,200 -Are you sure this is what you want? 706 00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:27,494 -I have never been so sure in my life. 707 00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:29,287 Narrator: Boston Fitness. 708 00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:31,164 -I will become muscular. 709 00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:33,458 -Do you mean a healthy level? 710 00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:36,169 -No. Like a beast. 711 00:30:36,294 --> 00:30:39,214 I'm so muscular that people who love me care. 712 00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:41,049 -I support you in this adventure. 713 00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:43,051 -Let's go. 714 00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:48,306 Narrator: And John, indeed, has gotten into great shape. 715 00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:49,724 There were seven years 716 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,935 in which he didn't wear a shirt even once. 717 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:55,313 Eventually, he married a wonderful girl. 718 00:30:55,438 --> 00:30:58,942 But then they divorced and he met another amazing girl. 719 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:01,152 You know what? There are two films on this topic. 720 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:02,862 Just look at them. 721 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,365 Well, the first. The latter also has its moments. 722 00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:07,075 All in the first half. 723 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,077 But I can't watch the whole video either. 724 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:11,996 Anyway. Here are the credits. 725 00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:14,309 Subtitles: César Milano